CHARACTER LIST
Scorn - Deathgripper, 23
Hex - Flightmare, 20
Queen - Titan Wing Woolly Howl, 21
Warning:
There is going to be buckets of blood here (As I would always do) and Bleeped Cussing
Chapter 1
Scorn nudged over the body of the monstrous nightmare. "Dude, you've been turning that corpse over for the past 16 minutes and there's no way you haven't already lapped up all the blood," Hex said. Scorn stabbed the nightmare and a trickle of blood came out. "It evolved!" Hex said sarcastically. "You're one to talk, mister if there's some algae on a rock I have to lick it ten times over until there's only a 65% chance there isn't any more on it," Scorn muttered to his friend, ripping some flesh off the body and gulping it down in one swallow.
"Well, should we head back now? It's been a few hours. What if Surtur starts worrying?" "Hex, that dragon is soulless and wouldn't give Nidhogg's fangs about us - we're just collateral damage to him," "You seem to speak worse of our boss when he's not around," "There's a reason for that, Hex old buddy."
They spread their wings and headed back off to the Crag. While in flight, Hex said, "Hear they're doing some rounds of The Pit on the Isle of Whispers today. Wanna head over after shift?" "Eh, why not it's fun watching them dragons squirm against each other,"
They landed and headed on to the Crag. The Crag was a mountain that housed the monster that was Surtur the Sadistic (Great name, I know). Scorn yelled, "SIR, WE'RE BACK!!" A rumble came from the mountain and Surtur powered up through the ground. "WOULD YOU STOP YELLING!?!?" he screamed. "Yes Sir, " Scorn whispered sarcastically.
Surtur grumbled something about 'explosions' and 'your mouth'. "Anyway," he growled, "Tomorrow you got a job with a new partner," "HOLD IT." Scorn said, "I work alone," "What about him?" Surtur gestured to Hex. "He's the exception," "Oh, I'm so flattered," Hex muttered. "Uh-huh sure you are," "SHUT UP ALL OF YOU BEFORE I SCREAM THIS ENTIRE ISLAND INTO £&*$%/# HELHEIM!!" Surtur bawled (Yeah, should probably mention Surtur is a Screaming Death, not that you smart cookies haven't already figured that out). Scorn and Hex shut up. "You WILL do the job with the new partner, you two, because they're the only ones with the job info,". "Nuts," Hex muttered under his breath.
/.../
So later, their shift was over and they were flying to the neighbouring island of the Isle of Whispers. Named because Surtur's servants (Whispering Deaths) ran it. It was mainly just for entertaining the troops and storage. "Now I know the reason," Hex said. "Knew you'd get it eventually," Scorn grinned, "Hey watch this," Scorn turned his head to where the sentinel, Guardian, was standing as the watcher of the territory. "HEY WINDY!!" Scorn called. Guardian opened his eyes. "FOR THE ABSOLUTE LOVE OF THOR AND FREYJA, WILL YOU USE MY REAL NAME FOR ONCE IN FIVE HUNDRED YEARS!?!?!?!?" he shrieked. "No way, WINDY!" They flew on before Guardian blew his head off.
They landed and padded over to the Pit. There was a few recognisable faces, some Speed Stingers, Changewings, Nadders, couple others. "Hey, Scorn?" "Yeah?" "Can we sit on that side?" "Why?" "I may or may not owe that Zippleback some herring..." Scorn laughed and they moved over.
Chapter 2
The next morning, Scorn and Hex were flying on to Forget-me-not Isle to meet this new 'partner'. Once they landed (Scorn purposefully destroying as many flowers a possible) they headed into the forest. Pushing past the thicket and foliage they came to a clearing with a sleeping Titan Wing Woolly Howl in. "Hey!" Scorn yelled. The Woolly Howl started and turned round. "Was there a REASON for you waking me up?" she growled, teeth bared. Scorn smiled smugly, "Probably not. But I did it anyways!". The Woolly Howl rolled her eyes and sat up. "So, you're the partners Surtur sent?" "Aye" Hex replied.
Shaking her head and breathing out some mist she said, "I'm Queen," "Dang, that sounds conceited," Scorn said. "Blame my parents not me," Queen replied, "So who're you?" "I'm Hex," the Flightmare introduced himself. "And I'm Scorn," Scorn said. "Oof," Queen said.
"So," Scorn said, "Are we gonna sit here and insult each other or are we gonna do what the Red-eyed Evil told us too?" "Right," Queen nodded, "This way," she said taking off. Scorn and Hex followed.
/.../