Yesterday I officially came out of the closet as an asexual, which makes me the first person in either my family or my youth group to come out as a sexual minority. Yay me!
So I'm throwing myself an online coming out party here.
For those who don't know, asexuality is the absence of sexual desire. No joke. It exists. I'm not lying, or scared of sex, or abstaining solely for religious reasons, or into plants. It's one of the least common sexual minorities, but it is a thing.
Anyway, a running joke among aces (short for asexuals) is "What's better than sex? Cake!"
I concur. (Puts a huge chocolate-and-peanut-butter ice cream cake on the table) Dig in, everybody!